There’s a reason I tell you no

(scene opens in messy kitchen)
Me: (pours coffee)
Delta: (points to mug)
Me: No, Delta. For mama.
Delta: (continues to point) *shrill bird call*
Me: No. (sips coffee)
Delta: *shrill intensifies*
Me: Okay, I warned you. (allows a careful sip)
Delta: (jerks back with look of betrayal on his face)
Me: Warned you.

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