(scene opens in echoing Legoland cafe, filled with screaming kids)
Gamma: Mom, who’s that lady with the red hair?
Me: (turns, sees wall covered with portraits of superhero min-figs) That’s Poison Ivy. She and Harley Quinn are girlfriend-girlfriend.
Gamma: Huh. Which on is Batman’s girlfriend?
Gamma: Oh. Can I have goldfish with my pizza?