(scene opens in dentist waiting room)
Dental Assistant: (leading out grumpy Beta) He did great. Had no idea what he was here for.
Beta: You lied to me.
DA: (joins in laughter)
Me: (evil laugh) I did!
Me: Show me the tooth.
(close up on baby tooth with roots still present)
DA: Yeah, that wasn’t going to be coming out on its own any time soon. Now there’s room for the adult tooth to come in.
Me: Excellent. Thank you so much.
Beta: You lied to me. I thought I was getting a cleaning.
Me: You did. We cleaned out an old tooth you didn’t need any more. Don’t you feel cleaner?