(scene opens with mom coming from grocery shopping)
Me: (humming, puts away groceries, pulls out bag of hazelnut M&Ms, divides equally in four bowls, hands them out)
Alpha: (doesn’t notice bowl balanced on his belly, too busy raiding)
Beta: (takes it with extreme dramatic suffering, cheek stuffed with gauze)
Delta: M&Ms!? I LOVE M&Ms!
Gamma: (hands bowl back) Mom, I only like Skittles.
Me: (sighs) Eat your M&Ms, sweetie. They’re good for you.