(scene opens in mostly empty Post Office)
Lady behind the counter: Next!
Me: (walks up with large box and custom form, hands both over to Postal worker)
LBtC: (looks at form) You’re sending Cheesy Poofs to England? I love Cheesy Poofs. How do they not have any in England? (begins to type)
Me: Right? They have Starbucks and McDonald’s, what’s with no Cheesey Poofs?
LBtC: (points to monitor) Go ahead and accept the price on the screen and sign your name.
Me: (blinks in sticker shock, signs anyway) I’ll have you know, its cheaper to send Candy Corn to New Zealand.
LBtC: How do they not have Candy Corn in New Zealand?!
Me: That’s what we’d like to know!