(scene opens with pensive Carrot in empty gym, gaggle of grandmas enter stage left)
Grandma #1: You came back!
Me: (wan smile) Wasn’t sure if I was going to make it. My legs still hurt from yesterday and today is leg day.
Trainer: (sailing in) Okay everyone! Grab a bench from the back, two or three risers as you like!
Grandma #2: (pats Carrot’s arm) Two. Only get two, my dear.
Me: (smile grows strained) Think anyone would judge if I only got one?
Grandmothers: (collective laugh) No!
Me: (gets two risers anyway)