(scene opens at cluttered table)
Alpha: I need help finding references on how alcohol affects the body.
Me: Look up Betty Ford Clinic.
Alpha: Says page is denied.
Me: The school laptop won’t let you look up Betty Ford Clinic? That’s absurd. You can look it up on my computer and use it as a reference.
Alpha: But she’ll think I’m making it up if we can’t pull it up on a school computer.
Me: Trust me, the teachers will know what the clinic is and who Betty Ford is.