(scene opens in tossed parlor)
Me: (sitting at embroidery frame) Ready for school?
Beta: (struggling into jacket) Yeah. What day is it?
Me: Thursday. Do you have Robotics Club tonight?
Beta: (thinks) Yeah. I do. Y’know what? Today is not only Robotics Club, but Knitting Club and Anime club. All on the same day!
Me: That’s usually how it goes.
Beta: (deep dramatic sigh) It’s so hard being a nerd like me. (nods once, exits)