(scene opens in brightly lit kitchen)
Husband: So Alpha, I’m compiling a list of movies for you guys to watch.
Me: (watching the microwave count down) Some of them need vetting.
Husband: You haven’t seen Indiana Jones yet, have you?
Alpha: One, two, three and four?
Me: (takes coffee out of microwave, slams door) THERE IS NO FOUR!
Husband: (shocked, trying not to laugh)
Me: (icily to husband) I will not have that in my house. (exits, head held high)
Alpha: (calls after her) Is that the one that…
Husband: Dude, just no. Trust me.