(scene opens in dining room, conversation in progress)
Husband: So, what you’re saying is that he’s a Tony Stark – he’s going to save the world, but it’s going to take him a little while to get here.
Me: (affecting a Look of No Surprise) Huh. (slurps coffee theatrically) Maybe?
Delta: (starts laughing) Mommy made a joke! Mommy is being funny! You’re funny mommy!
Me: (side eye) …..uh
Husband: I told you that you had to watch what you say around him.
Me: HE’S FOUR! HE’S NOT SUPPOSED TO UNDERSTAND THAT LEVEL OF DISCOURSE YET! WE ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!