(scene opens in moderately clean dining room)
Me: (at laptop trying to enjoy morning coffee)
Gamma: (runs in, shaking noisemaker) Mom! Mom! I put candy in this plastic heart!
Me: I can hear it. Good job.
Gamma: (shoves it in her face) For you!
Me: (anticipating gross candy) No thank you.
Gamma: But its your heart! Its full of Nerds!
Me: (blinks) You’re right. It is. (accepts)
Gamma: (runs off screen yelling) Mommy’s heart is full of Nerds!