(scene opens in cluttered kitchen)
Me: (fussing over crock pot)
Gamma: Mom, I’m hungry. What’s for dinner?
Me: You’re always hungry. Homemade chicken soup.
Gamma: I don’t like soup.
Me: Since when?
Gamma: Since always.
Me: What do you want for dinner instead?
Me: Ramen is soup.
Gamma: No it’s not!
Me: Yes, it is.
Gamma: Well, it’s better than chicken soup!
(close of up murder face, cue laugh track, fade to black)