(scene opens in apocalyptic parlor, boys playing Minecraft)
Gamma: (stomping in dramatically) I finally found the charger in my room! It was hiding from me! It hates me!
Alpha: (resigned) That is statistically impossible for being an inanimate object.
Gamma: (hotly) It’s hyperbole, Alpha. I’m not stupid.
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That’s my girl!!!