(scene opens in dinning room)
Me: Guys, I’m getting emails from teachers updating me on your assignments. Who’s teacher is Ms. W? Who has Ms. D? Anyone have Mr. G?
Kids: (collectively) Uh, I don’t recognize those names.
Me: Okay, they’re either Alpha or Beta’s ’cause I know Gamma and Delta’s.
Bigs: I dunno.
Me: (slogs through school web page directories) Okay Beta, you have Ms. W and Ms. D. Alpha – you have Mr. G.
Beta: Oh yeah, Ms. W is the English teacher. I forgot.
Alpha: Who is Mr. G? I don’t know a Mr. G.
Me: IT IS APRIL HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THE NAMES OF YOUR TEACHERS?!?