(scene opens in bathroom, bubble bath in progress)
Delta: When will Corona end?
Me: (taken aback) What? Uh…Oh, I don’t know honey. No one knows. It’s a mystery.
Delta: (agog) No one knows? In the whole wide world?
Me: Nope. Scientists are working on it.
Delta: Where did Corona come from?
Me: An animal. Sometimes people can get sick and give it to animals and animals can get sick and give it to people. It’s why we have to be careful when we cough and stay clean. Wash your hand! (lathers Delta’s head)
Delta: (laughs) Animals can’t cough!
Me: No, but they can spit on you! (pours water on Delta’s head)
Delta: (shrieks and laughs)
(fade to black, cut to car commercial)