(scene opens with Carrot sitting on the edge of the bed with laptop, Husband enters to talk to her, Gamma close on heels)

Husband: (turns) I told you, go get dressed.

Gamma: (flounces out)

Husband: (to Carrot) So, I thought that –

(noise off screen, the sound of falling and crashing of metal bits)

Gamma: (calls offscreen) It’s okay! Nothing’s wrong! Everything’s fine!

Me: (heroically suppresses laughter) Are you sure?

Gamma: No reason to get involved!

(Husband and Carrot, strain to keep from laughing, fade to black)

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