(scene opens on sidewalk for a twilight walk)
Me: (hopeful) So, Beta. Since we’re doing some mother-son bonding, is there anything you wanted to ask me about? Anything you were curious to know?
Beta: (thinks) Hmmm. Is cereal a soup?
Me: (sighs, disappointed) Yes.
Beta: (surprised) Wha….really? Oh. (doubles down) Are potatoes amazing?
Me: (more sighs) Yes.
Beta: Am I a potato?
Beta: (laughs in gotcha) So I’m not amazing?
Me: (gives up) Nice use of logic. This is what we’re doing now. Right. Okay, here we go. “God is love, love is blind, Ray Charles is blind, Ray Charles is God”.
(Beta stops in his tracks, Carrot continues to walk)
Beta: No. NO! That’t can’t….I don’t even know who Ray Charles is! It’s not true! If I don’t know who it is, it doesn’t work!
Me: (calls over her shoulder) Gotta refute better than that.
One thought on “Bonding Moments”
Hahahah this was super cute! 😂