(scene opens in dim kitchen)
Me: Beta, surprise quiz. If someone told you they supported White Supremacy then said “lol, just kidding”. Are they White Power or not?
Beta: They’re White Power.
Beta: Because anyone who said that is just trying to cover it up. If they weren’t White Supremacists they wouldn’t joke about being one.
Me: Excellent critical thinking skills there. This goes back to the Two Rogers Rule….
Beta: (interrupts) I don’t know that one.
Me: If Mister Rogers and Steve Rogers wouldn’t do it, neither should you.
Beta: So I should jump out of an airplane without a parachute?
Me: Well, Mister Rogers never jumped out of a plane without a parachute, so I’m thinking you shouldn’t either.