(scene opens in dim dining room, pandemic homeschool in session)
Delta: (climbing into his chair) Mommy, I was made for two things.
Me: (clutching coffee mug) Oh yeah?
Delta: Yeah. Eating chocolate and playing games!
Me: Those are good things.
Delta: And loving you! (big cheese five year old grin)
Me: (sound of heart melting) That’s three things.
Delta: Yeah. I made a mistake.