(scene opens in Pandemic Homeschool)
Me: (miserable between two zoom meetings)
Delta: (fascinated by sing song story time)
Gamma: (talking to speech therapist) I have to read something out loud?
Me: (looks around quickly for suitable reading)
Gamma: (to screen) I have a copy of Terry Pratchett’s “The Hogfather” if that’s okay? (hold up book taken from stack of stuff)
Gamma: (begins to read “The Hogfather” outloud to teacher)