(scene opens in cluttered basement, Supernatural on the tv)
Me: (walks through carrying coffee mug, stops)
TV: (Sam and Dean pick themselves up post-boss conflict)
Me: Which your favorite character? Sam or Dean?
Beta: (supposedly folding laundry) The car.
Me: (sips coffee approvingly) Good choice.
TV: (Dean puts two rounds into final boss)
Me: My favorite is Dean.
Beta: (heavy) Of course it is.
Me: What’d you say?
Beta: Nothing! Nothing. Nice weather we’re having.