(scene opens in rainy dining room)
Beta: (shuffles up groggy) Did you get your other cards?
Me: (sips coffee) Yes.
Beta: (hands over pink envelope) I went to the store, looked at cards for ten seconds and decided this was the one.
Me: Oh boy.

Husband: (from kitchen) Thanks for getting me in trouble, Beta!
Me: He’s not wrong!
Good Man! It is called:”Knowing which side of the bread the butter is on!”