Beta: Hey mom? What’s Epsilon playing with outside?
Me: (distracted) I don’t know.
(Beta leaves, comes back)
Me: Oh. Epsilon 3, Bun-buns 0
Beta: Except for that one, he’s not hurting them. And that one I think was an accident. He’s just chilling with them. Like he doesn’t know what to do with it when he catches it.
Me: Well, he’s a herd dog. Maybe he’s trying to herd the bun-buns.
Beta: Maybe we should get him a rabbit stuffed animal?
Me: He likes to chew on things, I don’t want associating bun-buns with eviscerating stuffies.