(scene opens in almost clean kitchen)
Gama: (grandly) I am the new queen of the house!
Me: (thinks about it) Who was the old queen?
Me: (decides coffee is more important than civil war) Why was I deposed?
Gamma: You’re always busy and always have work to do and you never have time to play. I am always ready to play and can do all the fun things.
Me: You are not wrong. Hail Gamma, first of her name.