(scene opens in mini van, a rare silence)
Gamma: (staring out the window) Mom, what was that building?
Me: (mental sigh) A strip club. Its a place where men pay money to watch women take off their clothes and drink alcohol.
Gamma: (shocked) Why are there places like that?
Me: Because men will pay money to watch women take off their clothes and drink alcohol.
Gamma: (moar shocked) Why do women work there?
Me: Uh… because money. Its the only job they can get for whatever reason.
Carrot’s Inner Voice: Don’t kink shame, Carrot!
Me: (out loud) And I suppose it’s possible that some enjoy it.
Gamma: (weary) I’m sorry I asked.
(awkward silence, fade to black)