(scene opens in almost clean kitchen)

Gama: (grandly) I am the new queen of the house!

Me: (thinks about it) Who was the old queen?

Gamma: You.

Me: (decides coffee is more important than civil war) Why was I deposed?

Gamma: You’re always busy and always have work to do and you never have time to play. I am always ready to play and can do all the fun things.

Me: You are not wrong. Hail Gamma, first of her name.

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