(scene opens, Carrot at lap top)
(camera close up on email from Scout Master saying post-meeting positive case)
(back to Carrot, thinking and frowning and drinking coffee)
(camera close up on second email from school detailing positive case with close contact)
(back to Carrot, puts down coffee, grabs keys leaves)
(ridiculously long driving montage and multiple store visits)
(cut scene to Carrot, in CVS pharmacy)
Stock Lady: Here, I found these in the back. (hands over a stack of tests)
Carrot: (relief) Oh thank god. You’ve saved Christmas.
(cut scene to mini van, Carrot driving past hospital with large protest outside with signs and American flags)
Protester #1: (yelling, waving sign saying “Murder! Jesus Judges!”)
Protester #2: (chanting, bobbing sign saying “Crime to withhold proven treatment!”)
Protester #3: (holding up sign saying “Let them take ivermectin!”)
Carrot: (tearfully) Sweet Zombie Jebuz, we’re never fucking getting out of this.