(scene opens in cluttered dinning room)
Husband: Do you like it?
Me: I love it it.
Husband: Does it fit okay?
Me: Perfect. The only gripe I have is that they didn’t put the Admiral pins on the sleeve.
Husband: (pause) You’re bothered by the fact that your cheap silkscreened knock off sweatshirt from China isn’t cannon accurate to the franchise it was taken from.
Me: I’m still gonna wear it.
Husband: (tolerant sigh) Merry belated Christmas, dear.