(scene opens in early morning dinning room)

Me: (bleary, drinking coffee, scrolling Tumblr)

Delta: (bright eyed runs over, reads over shoulder)

Laptop:

Delta: (reading out loud) The nowe…

Me: Novel. It’s a type of book.

Delta: (reads it out loud correctly) What makes him think he’s going to live another three years?

Me: (side eye) That was a little dark.

Delta: (grins kisses Carrot, runs off)

(image stolen from Write-On-World)