(scene opens in early morning parlor)

Beta: Have you heard of the Baldur’s Gate game? Its ridiculous.

Me: (yawning) I hear its one big flirt fest.

Beta: Oh yeah. Like everyone, literally everyone, is trying to get in you pants. Randomly. For no reason! After talking to them like once!

Me: Now you know what its like to be a woman.

Beta: (blinks) …..wow mom.

Me: *sips her coffee*