Me: Hey Beta, check out the new candle I got.

Beta: Seriously? Seriously?! Mom. Seriously.

Me: What?

Beta: (unscrews cap, sniffs fresh lemony scent) You got a white lie candle.

Me: Its not a white lie, you’re all very pretty.

Beta: (harumphs and hands the candle back)

(Ed. Note: Candle was obtained at https://wisconsincandlecompany.com/ because it made me laugh)