Me: Hey Beta, check out the new candle I got.
Beta: Seriously? Seriously?! Mom. Seriously.
Beta: (unscrews cap, sniffs fresh lemony scent) You got a white lie candle.
Me: Its not a white lie, you’re all very pretty.
Beta: (harumphs and hands the candle back)
(Ed. Note: Candle was obtained at https://wisconsincandlecompany.com/ because it made me laugh)