(scene opens in cluttered kitchen)
Carrot: (cooking dumplings)
Gamma: (runs in, lips blue and glittery, holds up eyeshadow pallet) Mom! When can I use the eyeshadow?!
Carrot: (distracted) I forgot to order brushes. I’ll pick some up tomorrow and you can play around with it.
Husband: She can use sponges for that, right? (Goes to mudroom cabinet)
Carrot: What? Wait! No! She can’t use those!
Husband: Why not? I used them to put on make up.
Carrot: Clown make-up!
Husband: I fail to see the difference.
Carrot: Point. But no. Could everyone just believe the one person in this room that actually has worn make-up? I’ll get the right brushes tomorrow.
Husband: I’ve worn make up. I’m also the person who has worn make-up most recently.
Carrot: CLOWN MAKE-UP!
Husband: Again, I fail to see the difference.