(scene opens in cluttered dinning room, children waiting for pie)
Me: (looks up from lap top, calls out) King Charles just knighted Brian May.
Husband: (comes into dinning room with pie)
Beta: Who’s Brian May and why is he important enough to be knighted?
Me: (looks to husband) Want to tell him why Brian May is important?
Husband: Oh. He’s a champion.
Beta: (stares in WTF)
Husband: (prepares the set up) As a young man…
Me: (not seeing where it was going) He killed a man.
Husband: (changes track) Put a gun up to his head.
Me: He pulled the trigger.
Husband: Now he’s….
Beta: (interrupting) Okay! I get it! I get it! Stop already! (crosses arms, sinks into his chair) Geez, you could just tell me.
Husband: Way more fun this way.